Usually we don’t care that much about nip slips. Whoo-hoo, great, it’s a nipple. But these pictures of a braless Christina Ricci wearing sheer tops fascinated us. What is going on with her breasts? We’ve never quite seen breasts like this. Does this have to do with her breast reduction? Is this normal?
We called an emergency Scanner meeting. Turns out, our Scanner colleagues were just as confused as we were.
ON THE BLACK TOP:
Nicole: Maybe I've just been staring too long at this photo, but does anyone else see the symbol for pi?
Bryan: That shirt makes her boobs look like magical headphones. What wondrous music do you suppose is playing in them? It's 1999 in that picture, so we're guessing "Genie in a Bottle."
ON THE PURPLE TOP:
Nicole: It looks like her boobs got in an argument in the car on the way over, and now, even though they have to sit at the same table, they refuse to make eye contact.
Hmm. Maybe we should drink less at these Scanner meetings. Wait a minute: Maybe we should drink MORE.