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Libby, 21, Ithaca College

I've just moved back into my parents' house. How do I bring a date home without awkwardness?
Quietly bring them home after two a.m.. Otherwise, you're screwed (and not in the good way). If your parents still want to know every detail of your life, it's impossible.

I'm horrible at noticing red flags when I start seeing someone. What's the number one warning sign that I shouldn't keep pursuing a new guy?
This is definitely my problem too. Other than the obvious signs like STDs, if he seems to have too much time available for you and he's willing to ditch his friends for you, he's a creeper who's looking for a dependent relationship. It might be flattering now, but it won't be when he's wants you by his side alllll the time.

I'm really into having sex in the morning, but my boyfriend isn't exactly an early riser. What can I do to help him get started?
Are you sure he's a guy? Strip naked, whisper in his ear that you want to have sex, and reach for his junk. He'll be up.

I teach high school, and one of my former students — who's in his mid-twenties now — asked me out to dinner. I want to accept, but how can I avoid awkwardness over how we met?
If you don't want any awkwardness with former students, perhaps you should stop talking to your former students. Just a thought. Otherwise, laughs are the best weapon against awkwardness. So maybe laugh about old school stuff or something else.

My boyfriend and I want to try getting busy somewhere public. What precautions should we take to ensure a speedy getaway, should anyone spot us?
Know your exits. Do a test run. And wear a skirt.

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