Did you brave the attic to steal your dad's old Playboys? Or stumble across a VHS copy of Basic Instinct? Whatever your first experience with smut was, we want to know about it. Please, no recaps or play-by-plays. We're looking for funny stories, not reviews.
Send your best story (150-250 words) about your first experience with porn, to . We won't print your full name, so please don't skimp on the details.