What If The Cable Guy in Porn Was Actually Time Warner Cable?

He's never going to come.

BY KATE HAKALA

For anyone who has ever peered into the blank apathetic stare of a Time Warner repair man who shows up three hours late with no apology, fixes absolutely nothing, and leaves with a nondescript bundle of wires, you know what it's like to be screwed. Porn isn't known for that same verisimilitude. Until now. College Humor has just released a hilarious take on what porn would look like if that oft-loved charcter trope, the Cable Guy, was actually the schmuck at Time Warner. If he's anything like my guy, he's probably never going to come.

Image via College Humor.