Listen: Hot new Anthony Weiner tribute jam, "Dick in a Tweet"

So, our long national nightmare (a.k.a. Weinergate) came to a choked-up close today, as Anthony Weiner admitted to sending those pics of his junk after all. It sadly cuts into the reporting of real news, but our salacious appetites wouldn't have it any other way. And so the sarcastic congressman with the pun-friendly surname gets his comeuppance.

Can we move on now? Yes we can, but not before listening to a parody version of SNL's Digital Short masterpiece, "Dick in a Box," called "Dick in a Tweet." If it doesn't become the summer slow jam of 2011, I will eat my shorts. Or at least scratch my head and wonder what became of the appreciation for good babymaking music.