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In the latest installment of Zach Galifianakis' obscenely awkward online-interview series "Between Two Ferns," Galifianakis invited Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston, and, like so many men before him (or so I imagine), totally blew off Aniston for Tequila. Watch as he slut-shames Aniston, titters at Tequila's generic anecdotes, and asks my new favorite cocktail-party question: "If you were forced to choose one state in the U.S. to destroy with a nuclear weapon, or else the entire country would be destroyed, what state would you choose?" Just for kicks, leave your answer in the comments.

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Comments ( 10 )

Feb 09 11 at 1:25 pm
JD

I'd bomb Florida. Not only would a whole load of rednecks be instantly wiped out (not to mention the people who somehow helped Bush win a fixed election in 2004), but with millions of pensioners, Medicare and Social Security would instantly be fixed.

In fact... if a 2012 candidate were to run on this basis they'd win by a landslide!

Feb 09 11 at 1:26 pm
ADD

Why, Wyoming of course. Nobody would notice.

Feb 09 11 at 2:02 pm
Sean

Too bad Washington D.C. isn't a state.

Feb 09 11 at 2:30 pm
OK

Clearly dead-pan humor. Heavy on the "dead." Meh. It was a give-away when Aniston's name was given as "Anderson." Aniston's job is comic actress, so she knows the ropes. Almost worth a smile, I guess.

Feb 09 11 at 3:50 pm
GeeBee

Texas, for giving us GW Bush, and just generally being too full of shit.

Feb 09 11 at 6:48 pm
DontMWT

Texas would survive

Feb 09 11 at 7:39 pm
Twolane

Better yet, where can we detonate the bomb that will allow for the radiation to be dispersed eastward with the most effect?

Feb 09 11 at 10:08 pm
s

Hawaii, it's far enough from the rest of the US that there would be little nuclear blow back. Duh!

Feb 10 11 at 3:56 pm
Guido Sarducci IV

FLORIDA!!!

Feb 13 11 at 11:57 pm
asdf

I don't find awkward to be funny. Like that movie Meet the Parents. I was cringing throughout that whole movie, and also this interview. Just not cool.

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