In the latest installment of Zach Galifianakis' obscenely awkward online-interview series "Between Two Ferns," Galifianakis invited Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston, and, like so many men before him (or so I imagine), totally blew off Aniston for Tequila. Watch as he slut-shames Aniston, titters at Tequila's generic anecdotes, and asks my new favorite cocktail-party question: "If you were forced to choose one state in the U.S. to destroy with a nuclear weapon, or else the entire country would be destroyed, what state would you choose?" Just for kicks, leave your answer in the comments.
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I'd bomb Florida. Not only would a whole load of rednecks be instantly wiped out (not to mention the people who somehow helped Bush win a fixed election in 2004), but with millions of pensioners, Medicare and Social Security would instantly be fixed.
In fact... if a 2012 candidate were to run on this basis they'd win by a landslide!
Why, Wyoming of course. Nobody would notice.
Too bad Washington D.C. isn't a state.
Clearly dead-pan humor. Heavy on the "dead." Meh. It was a give-away when Aniston's name was given as "Anderson." Aniston's job is comic actress, so she knows the ropes. Almost worth a smile, I guess.
Texas, for giving us GW Bush, and just generally being too full of shit.
Texas would survive
Better yet, where can we detonate the bomb that will allow for the radiation to be dispersed eastward with the most effect?
Hawaii, it's far enough from the rest of the US that there would be little nuclear blow back. Duh!
FLORIDA!!!
I don't find awkward to be funny. Like that movie Meet the Parents. I was cringing throughout that whole movie, and also this interview. Just not cool.
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