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October 7, 2010
by Monica Miller
"I turned around and gave him the look of death, and he looked at his friends and said, 'I'm gonna be with that woman someday...'"
October 7, 2010
by Nick Stefanovich
"You call. Order a pizza. Say you want extra large."
September 30, 2010
by Judah Friedlander
The comedian and self-proclaimed "World Champion" on the best community service gig ever.
September 29, 2010
by By Various
The funniest anecdotes from Hooksexup's popular Talking to Strangers column.
September 23, 2010
by Hooksexup
A whole new meaning to "the daily grind."
September 23, 2010
by Alex Rudinski
"Guys with good hands — it's a definite indication..."
September 16, 2010
by Hooksexup
"Nerdy professor seeks stacked librarian for some uncharacteristic fun. Glasses and hair bun optional."
September 16, 2010
by Lissy Romanow
"With women you have to play all kinds of games. You have to make vegetarian sushi even if you're not a vegetarian."
September 9, 2010
by Sarah Schwab
"I really like to take control in the bedroom..."
September 9, 2010
by Hooksexup
"Assemble this table and I'll let you watch me... "
September 2, 2010
by Joe Streckert
"When I saw him walking down the street, I leaned out of the window of my friend's car..."
September 2, 2010
by Sam Paul
Wanted: Skilled taxidermist with knowledge of Kung Fu poses. Serious inquiries only.
August 26, 2010
by Justin Juul
"I need gold for my epic flying mount. In return, you can mount me."
August 26, 2010
by Lissy Romanow
"I don't think the hitchhiker even would have known what was going on if he had woken up..."
August 19, 2010
by Hooksexup
We met during the bomb scare. I liked your smile...
August 19, 2010
by Sarah Schwab
If she’s the one pleasuring me, I can pretend I’m not a member of that club.