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Young, good-looking guy seeks same. No gay stuff.

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Comments ( 21 )

Just when I thought I was starting to understand men...

JB commented on Oct 14 10 at 12:49 am

Is this what happens to all the bullies out there?

Lisa commented on Oct 14 10 at 1:28 am

Why don't they know they're gay?

hma commented on Oct 14 10 at 3:26 am

For the same reason your dog doesn't know he's not a person.

Richard commented on Oct 14 10 at 6:28 am

is this some sort of extreme bromance?

wyz commented on Oct 14 10 at 6:40 am

You had me at "bedazzler."

Rose commented on Oct 14 10 at 10:50 am

Blows my mind to think how much pressure these guys have gotten to be "totally not gay"

Holly commented on Oct 14 10 at 11:19 am

I like how usage of the word "bro" automatically denotes "not gay." These guys are so very sad.

ms commented on Oct 14 10 at 1:26 pm

Is this written by Mac from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia???

frank commented on Oct 14 10 at 3:53 pm

The Michael Jackson one HAS to be a joke...right?

jes commented on Oct 14 10 at 4:51 pm

I want to J/o with a dude and maybe J/o you and you j?o me...maybe we will fuck later too...btw I'm totally not gay.

Well...as a straight female...you are slightly left of those "genuine have no interest in J/O with guys" straight boys

emkay...whatever you need to look in the mirror!

jaw commented on Oct 14 10 at 8:40 pm

Straight men don't masturbate in front of each other. Period.

Fla commented on Oct 15 10 at 4:58 am

I don't necessarily agree that people are either gay or straight...perhaps this bloke likes the ladies 90% of the time but supplements with straight dude wanks.
That said, anything posted on the internet is practically guaranteed to get ridiculed.

askdansavage commented on Oct 15 10 at 9:27 am

It gets worse.

yoda commented on Oct 15 10 at 10:31 am

It should be no surprise that many men's sexuality would be ambiguous, contradictory and express struggle with erotic urges competing repressive urges. Welcome to human sexuality. If the dudes insist they are straight but with a fascination for cocks, I think the liberated thing to do is accept them at their word, rather than try to force them in a box. BTW i am totally not gay, dudes.

Geofff commented on Oct 15 10 at 4:08 pm

While these posts are funny, it's a bit more complicated. A lot of guys (if not most guys) first sexual experiences as teens involve jacking off w/, you guessed it, other young guys. It's just not uncommon for the experience to take on erotic importance in adulthood. As a result, you have otherwise "straight" dudes who enjoy jacking with other guys, essentially reliving that early erotic experience. Doesn't make em gay, just human.

Of course, you also have men who are gay or bisexual into similar behavior and have not come to terms with it. Either way, understand that sexuality is not a simple matter, and labels don't help anyone get their head around their own, or any other persons sexual desires.

Seatown commented on Oct 16 10 at 4:46 am

SHUT UP FAGGOT

F.U, commented on Oct 16 10 at 8:26 am

I call shenanigans. The jo-bro posts are an official internet meme/trolling maneuver now.

https://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds-2.php

deaddrift commented on Oct 16 10 at 2:40 pm

I know. The ads are FULL of 'straight' guys wanting to hook up with some other 'straight' guys to do stuff that only 'straight' guys do to each other.....you know...like...well. gay kinda stuff but not 'gay' gay. That would be gross and disgusting and wrong. And they aren't that way. They're straight, dammit.

JT commented on Oct 16 10 at 4:36 pm

I saw one the other day where a self proclaimed macho dude likes to have his straight buddy jack him off while other guys stand around and cum on him. Oh, and of course they're all straight. Who do they think they're kidding? I guess they think all gay guys are swishy queens and can't be masculine in any way?

Joe commented on Oct 16 10 at 4:43 pm

Seatown, I don't know where you grew up, but I don't know ANY GUY whose first sexual experience was jacking off with another guy. Maybe you had different neighbors than I did. Were they "cool", let you smoke bud in their garage and bought beer for you? Yeah, see, those dudes are PEDOPHILES and more than likely a member of NAMBLA. Most of the teen-age buddies of mine were far and away too self conscious to be playing with their johnson around their pals.

ricochet commented on Oct 16 10 at 9:35 pm

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