I was walking my dog one time and looked up and saw a nude girl in an apartment window by accident. I went home, listened to The Goldberg Variations, contemplatively sipped on a glass of shiraz, then masturbated.
Hilarious. I always wonder if someone writes one of these for me. I stare at people all the time: on the street, on the subway, in restaurants... But it's not because I wana bam chicka bam bam them; rather, it's because I enjoy making people feel uncomfortable. Or, I just don't know where else to look.
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