Talking to Strangers

Hooksexup asks deeply personal questions to people we just met.

Sarah, 28

What do you do for a living? 
I’m a waitress. 
 
Does your job get you laid? 
Yes. Not only do I get it on with random customers but also with some staff members. 
 
Such as?
I've hooked up with a few bartenders and one of the waitresses. I’m not normally into hooking up with girls, except for every once and awhile. But I always want her to be the one to go down on me — I don’t do that shit. I feel like, if she’s pleasuring me, I’m still not really a member of that club. 
 
If you had to pick one of the seven deadly sins to define you, which would it be? 
Lust. 
 
Why? 
Because I’m lustful. If I see a hot guy — or girl — I point at them and say, “What’s up.” Give them a little head nod. Then I make him come over and do the work. I just give off that initial move. 
 
What’s your most attractive quality? 
Either my tits or my legs. I also have a pretty good sense of humor. 
 
If you could sum up your first time in one word, what would it be? 
Disastrous. 
 
What’s your favorite sex position? 
I’m a big fan of doggie. But I also like reverse cowgirl. That’s how I get off. 
 
Do you have any dating dealbreakers? 
Bad teeth — like busted, nasty teeth. Yellow or crooked. He’s got to have nice teeth. If I look at your mouth and want to barf, how am I going to hook up with you? Oh, and a big dick. I need a big dick.

Michael, 29

What do you do for a living? 
I’m a lawyer, commercial litigation and criminal defense.
 
Does that get you laid? 
Women are generally impressed by lawyers based on the age-old axiom that they're educated and financially stable. Also, the criminal defense side provides some amusing stories that can deceive a girl into thinking I'm witty, at least long enough for me to get her home. 
 
Which of the seven deadly sins best defines you? 
I like to think I'm a sick amalgam of pride, lust, and envy. I call it “pluvy.” 
 
Do you have any sexual regrets? 
Everyone has sexual regrets. I’ve slept with people who I shouldn't have. I've definitely slept with people I had no intention of dating, and having to explain that to them was almost never worth the encounter. More than anything, I regret all the girls who smiled at me on the subway or in a bar who I never approached and engaged. 
 
What's your deepest, darkest fantasy? 
Deepest and darkest? Is that like sex at the bottom of the ocean or in space? In a fantasy world, I'd have a harem at my disposal, ready to satisfy my every desire. Minus the eunuch, of course. Those guys freak me out. 
 
What's your most attractive quality? 
It's either my sense of humor or my forearms.

 What's your favorite sex position? 
I'm not sure I could explain it.  A demonstration would be more appropriate. 
 
Do you have any dating dealbreakers? 
I have tons of dating dealbreakers.  I think the main one is talking about astrology like it’s based in science. It’s an entirely fictional discipline made up to con the naive and provide easy excuses as to why things aren’t working out for them.

Gala, 30

What do you do for a living? 
I’m a professional dominatrix. 
 
Does this job get you laid? 
It actually works against getting me laid. It’s fucked me up about men. 
 
How so? 
Because they’re all freaks. This job has made me realize they’re all liars, hiding something weird about themselves. 
 
Which of the seven deadly sins best defines you? 
Sloth. I’m a lazy bitch. Maybe wrath too. 
 
Do you have any sexual regrets? 
Yes. I lost my virginity doggie style. That sucked. It’s one of my favorites now, but to lose it that way sucked, you know? I wanted to look at him the first time. 
 
What is your deepest, darkest fantasy? 
It’s the same as every girl’s. 
 
Oh? 
Getting gangbanged. 
 
Every girl wants to get gangbanged? 
If you’re saying you don’t, then you’re a liar. 
 
What’s your most attractive quality? 
It would be easier to say something I don’t like about myself, because I like myself a lot. From what people tell me, I’m condescending. I don’t even know what that means — so I don’t know what to do about it. But people tell me that’s what I am, so I guess I don’t like that about myself. 
 
If you could sum up your first time in one word, what would it be? 
Awkward. 
 
What’s your favorite sex position? 
Reverse cowgirl. I hate that name though. 
 
Got a better one? 
Riding his cock backwards?