Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
I know you deserve only the best, Leo, but this month you'll need to focus on the best ways to manage your money, not spend it. Just remember that the steps you take now to improve your finances will help you live large somewhere down the line. And with your natural charisma, you'll make even 401k's sexy as hell.
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 21)
You're smack-dab between two eclipses, one last week and one next. Now, eclipses tend to reveal the truth about nature, relationships, whatever the hell Britney Spears is thinking. They're not always pleasant, but they are necessary. Whatever comes your way, thank the universe for speaking the truth.
Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
I know it's fun to stay up until four a.m. playing Halo 2 and shooting anonymous gamers the nation over, but this week get some rest so you're bright and chipper at the office. There may be changes afoot — new coworkers, new cubicles, new responsibilities — and you'll want to be focused on making sure you can aim well at the office, not just at MayorPimp2000.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You've been working hard all year, wearing heels and ties and pouring blood, sweat and tears into your PowerPoint presentations. You might have had the boss from hell breathing down your throat, or at least an annoying coworker with a chronic phlegm problem. This week, it's all turning around: the stars say you're ripe for career rewards, promotions and three-day weekends. Enjoy; you've earned it.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Those zesty old-school Biblical writers once recommended, "We should not forget to entertain strangers, lest we entertain angels unaware." You may not realize until after the fact, but this month you'll have your own set of guardian angels. They may not have wings, or wear devilishly sexy Victoria Secret bras, but the planets predict a bevy of folks who will be there when you need someone . . . at work, at play, and in bed.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Feeling like you've been banging your head against the (cubicle) wall? Fantasizing about the corner office but stuck cutting corners? Venus has been in retrograde, and this has meant slow plodding for your career. But never fear: Saturday, Venus will shift, you'll turn a corner, and all will be right with the world. In the meantime, you can always focus on Venus' other, sexier aspects.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You lucky dog, you: starting this week you are heaven-blessed in the love department. Single, married, contemplating polyamory . . . whatever your current status is, the planets are aligning to help you get some cosmically delicious nooky. And the feast is set to last all month . . . plan your attack on the buffet accordingly.
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
This month is all about su casa. Whether you've been wanting to reorganize your closet, your Pez dispenser collection, or your life, the stars are offering you the celestial equivalent of an Extreme Home Makeover. By the end of this month, your creative juices will be flowing...so work on that artist's loft now to give yourself someplace to create masterpieces later.
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
Aries like action (get your mind out of the gutter), and this week should bring action aplenty. Your career will be all-consuming, and if that makes you happy, throw yourself in full-force. But if you need a break, may we recommend something athletic: competitive bocce, a retro Tai Bo class, or get your mind back into the gutter and enjoy the sports therein.
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
As the seasons turn, you should be feeling especially strong and stable, both in your own badass self and in your relationships. Some of the communication issues and drama of the past few weeks should be fading. It's the perfect time to celebrate fall by inviting your lover over, building a fire and stretching out on that bearskin rug. Okay, if it still feels like summer out there, skip the literal fire and create your own indoor sparks.
Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
Mars, that powerful red planet, is in your corner all month. Lucky you: this means you've got red-hot energy to spare. You'll be able to take charge — in the boardroom, and in the bedroom — easily and with panache. Go after what you want; doesn't it feel good to be the boss?
Cancer (June 21-July 21)
You know that old cliché, how love finally finds you when you least expect it? This week relax and let go: Love — or at the very least her steamy, sexy sister, Lust — may very well sit down next to you at the bar, the bus stop, or your local French bistro. Forget expectations and planning: the stars predict some unexpected but utterly enjoyable l'amore.
