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REGULARS
posted 9/17/2007
SEPT 17-23
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 21)
English deep-thinker Bertrand Russell said, "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." In the parlance of the late '90s, Virgo: You're so money and you don't even know it. This week, make the daring decision to trust yourself implicitly. It's sexy, and a helluva lot of fun.
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Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
Have you been getting in touch with your inner Angelina Jolie lately? Is all your energy going to saving the world, adopting children named Zahara, and forgetting to eat? Libra, you're as a sexy a savior as can be, but this week the stars say slow down, stay in bed, eat something. Get in touch with your inner Angelina-Jolie-circa-Billy Bob Thornton. Vials of blood, um, optional.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
There are so many amazing things you can do without spending one dime: walks in the park, wedding crashing, sex in public places. The stars are encouraging you to do some version of all of the above, at least for the next week. Save your pennies for the next seven days, and engage in imaginative, non-monetary ways to enjoy the world. Love don't cost a thing, yo.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Ninety-nine problems, but a bitch ain't one? You may have a lot on your plate right now, Sagittarius, but you're lucky in love. Work may be stressful, but you'll find you're up to whatever task if requested of you. And as for love, you'll be so irresistible your partner will be up for whatever task is requested from him or her . . .
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Have you been curiously turned on by Rick Steves' tours of Europe? Do airline ads make you blush? The stars say that travel may well be in your future this month, Cap. Maybe you won't hop a flight to Fiji; perhaps your travel will be a bit more theoretical if you take a new class or join a book club. Whatever you choose, do follow your urge to explore. This week, see how many ways you can find to expand your enjoyment of this grand world.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
I happen to have a copy of Hooksexup's "Position of the Day" calendar on my desk. I could list all the planetary movement that is resulting in you being extraordinarily, sizzlingly, throbbingly, hot-damn attractive this week, but it's much more fun to list all of the activities you, your lover, or the person you meet tonight can try. The Mrs. Robinson? The Trick and Treat? My favorite: Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes. Limber up . . .
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You Pisces can ruminate hard and long on your personal problems. It's admirable that you can weigh the issues, see both sides of the story, etc. etc. But too often you end up swimming in circles. This week, follow your gut instinct; sometimes the body knows better than the brain.
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
We bet you played doctor a lot in grade school, Aries. Your fiery spirit and winning smile can seduce just about anyone — doctors, nurses and hot EMT professionals included. But this week you might want to pay attention to your actual health; the stars say heed tiny aches and pains, and you'll stop them from becoming potential pains-in-the-ass. Take care of yourself; it'll give you more energy to play proctologist later.
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
Karma's a bitch, or so they say...the stars are mum on that particular issue. But they do predict that this week could bring some relationship drama. If you have unresolved issues from the past, they might come back to bite you in the ass. If you've been working on your communication skills and all is well in your relationships, you should have smooth sailing in the amore department. (Biting in the ass: totally up to you).
Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
Warrior planet Mars is in Gemini for the next two weeks. This doesn't mean you have to don a Spartan uniform and find a houseboy to whip. It does, however, give you an abundance of energy — have you been dreaming of starting your own business, finishing that novel, running a mini-marathon? You've got the planetary power surge to do whatever you want. What you and your houseboy do is a totally private matter, but you'll have plenty of energy for it.
Cancer (June 21-July 21)
Hidden motives and comic confusion make for good mystery novels or Three's Company-esque misunderstandings. They're not so fun in real life, but the stars say you might have a bit of Mr. Roper or Mr. Furley in you this week. You may not see all the pieces of the puzzle, but stay cool — next week all will be revealed. In the meantime, enjoy the Chrissies, Janets and Jacks in your life.
Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
You know you look naughty in librarian glasses, Leo. And those little tooth marks you leave on your pencil drive all your study dates crazy. I'm flattering you so you can see the sexy upside of what the stars want. Get your econ-class groove on and plan a budget. Leos can spend like there's no tomorrow, but budget wisely now and you can splurge later.
