Cormac McCarthy is easily among my favorite living writers. Virtually every sentence of each of his books echoes with the sadness and serenity of an absolute understanding of the human condition. His fourth novel, Suttree, is perhaps his best: its title character is as familiar to me as kin. Yet his portrayal is oblique: McCarthy sculpts him meticulously in the negative space of his inaction, outlines him in the relief of his laconism. Each morning, as Suttree pushes off in his delapidated skiff to rebait his riverbottom fishing lines, he is a slow moving Charon, shuttling to and from the shores of the dead in the innermost territories of us all.
The scene that I've selected, however, is of a much lighter nature. It was a little tricky to find a sufficiently naughty bit in Suttree because McCarthy's characters are all loners and he typically spills less ink developing women characters than describing whisky. Nonetheless, when he does turn his eye to sex, McCarthy is as good as ever. The scene below details the unique love interest of a vagrant teenage nightprowler. I think you'll agree he provides a curious addition to the range of surrogates available to the desperate. I'll give you a hint: it's softer than a beefsteak, gentler than a vacuum.
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From Cormac McCarthy's Suttree
He could see the house beyond in darkness against the starblown sky and the barn behind it rising outsize and stark. He was going along the troughs in the heavy turned earth, past cornrows, into the open field where the melons lay.
There were no more than a quarteracre of them, a long black rectangle set along the edge of the corn in which by the meager starlight of late summer he could see the plump forms supine and dormant in spaced rows. He listened. In the distance a dog was yapping. He knelt in the rich and steaming earth, his nostrils filled with the winey smell of ruptured melons. To steal upon them where they lay, his hand on their warm ripe shapes, his pocketknife open. He lifted one, a pale jade underbelly turning up. He pulled it between his knees and sank the blade of the knife into its nether end. He shucked off the straps of his overalls. His pale shanks kneeling in a pool of denim.
You ain't goin to believe this.
Knowing you for a born liar I most probably won't.
Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons.
What?
I said somebody has been . . .
I don't want to hear it.
Looky here.
And here.
They went along the outer row of the melonpatch. He stopped to nudge a melon with his toe. Yellowjackets snarled in the seepage.
What you aim to do?
Hell, I don't know. It's about too late to do anything. He's damn near screwed the whole patch. I don't see why he couldn't of stuck to just one. Or a few.
I reckon he didn't take to the idea of gettin bit on the head of his pecker by one of them waspers. I suppose he showed good judgement there.
Jack Murnighan's stories appeared in the Best American Erotica editions of 1999, 2000 and 2001. His weekly column for Hooksexup, Jack's Naughty Bits, was collected and released as two books. He was the editor-in-chief of Hooksexup from 1999 to 2001, before retiring to write full time and take seriously the quest for love.