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Michele Bachmann

Ladies, Michele Bachmann wants you to make your own choices about your bodies

Ladies, Michele Bachmann wants you to make your own choices about your bodies

....except if you're pregnant and you choose not to be anymore. Or if you choose to have sex out of wedlock and you choose not to get…
Bachmann says nice girls don't ask boys out

Bachmann says nice girls don't ask boys out

From the frosted pink lips of Michele Bachmann comes another piece of unsolicited sex/dating advice that makes you want to punch yourself in the…
Eight-year old LGBT activist owns Bachmann at book signing

Eight-year old LGBT activist owns Bachmann at book signing

An eight-year old boy named Elijah became the coolest kid on the playground after he encountered GOP candidate and same-sex marriage opponent…
Michele Bachmann says she would close non-existent embassy in Iran

Michele Bachmann says she would close non-existent embassy in Iran

Say what you will about Michele Bachmann, but the lady takes initiative. Some presidential candidates might vow to alter real healthcare systems…
NBC apologizes to Michele Bachmann for <em>Late Night with Jimmy Fallon</em> incident

NBC apologizes to Michele Bachmann for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon incident

After the Roots played Fishbone's "Lyin' Ass Bitch" during Rep. Michele Bachmann's appearance on Late Night with Jimmy…
Michele Bachmann unwittingly humiliated by <em>Jimmy Fallon</em> walk-on music

Michele Bachmann unwittingly humiliated by Jimmy Fallon walk-on music

Michele Bachmann stumbled into yet another opportunity for public embarrassment last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon when Fallon's show…
Michele Bachmann thinks debate moderators might be sexist

Michele Bachmann thinks debate moderators might be sexist

In the latest campaign conspiracy, Michele Bachmann thinks maybe she wasn't asked many questions at the last CBS presidential debate because…
Unsurprisingly, most presidential candidates are not the 99%

Unsurprisingly, most presidential candidates are not the 99%

For a movement that's often criticized for not having a governing set of demands, Occupy Wall Street has effectively landed one phrase in the…
Michele Bachmann calls for the return of DADT, boasts of "titanium spine"

Michele Bachmann calls for the return of DADT, boasts of "titanium spine"

Who's afraid of Michele Bachmann? Probably not Rick Perry, Herman Cain, or any other GOP candidate with polling in the promising realm of…
Watch a pro-gay rights flash mob dance to Madonna at a Michele Bachmann rally

Watch a pro-gay rights flash mob dance to Madonna at a Michele Bachmann rally

You might think flash mobs are so 2007, and you might be right. But sometimes when large groups of people gather to dance at random for a…
Harvey Weinstein invites Michele Bachmann to <em>Butter</em> premiere, hopes to get to at least second base

Harvey Weinstein invites Michele Bachmann to Butter premiere, hopes to get to at least second base

In a speech at the Toronto screening of Butter (The Weinstein Company's new satire about a small-town butter carving competition)…
Republicans all gang up on Rick Perry after GOP debate

Republicans all gang up on Rick Perry after GOP debate

It's good to know that Republicans aren't just litigious, petty naysayers when it comes to Barack Obama. They're litigious, petty…
Michele Bachmann's perfect storm of weekend soundbites

Michele Bachmann's perfect storm of weekend soundbites

Well, we all had a good time being distracted by Hurricane/Tropical Storm/News Outlet Ratings Godsend Irene. But now it's Monday, the…
Now Michele Bachmann says Americans "fear the rise of the Soviet Union"

Now Michele Bachmann says Americans "fear the rise of the Soviet Union"

As Mitt Romney quietly smiles, the news of Michele Bachmann's comments on the conservative Jay Sekulow Live radio show yesterday…
Michele Bachmann promises $2 gas

Michele Bachmann promises $2 gas

Michele Bachmann's latest sound bite is a doozy: not only has she taken to blaming President Obama for gas prices, but she's promising…
Watch: CNN anchor Don Lemon shoved by Bachmann camp

Watch: CNN anchor Don Lemon shoved by Bachmann camp

Things got a bit rowdy when CNN anchor, Don Lemon, attempted to interview Michele Bachmann amongst a crowd at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines…
Conservatives hate <em>Newsweek's</em> crazy-eyed Michele Bachmann cover

Conservatives hate Newsweek's crazy-eyed Michele Bachmann cover

Continuing its streak of of (some might say pointlessly) controversial covers, Newsweek's new issue features a googly-eyed Michele Bachmann…
Dear Liberals, Stop Calling Marcus Bachmann Gay

Dear Liberals, Stop Calling Marcus Bachmann Gay

You can’t mock Michele Bachmann’s husband for being effeminate just because you’re a Democrat.
Michele Bachmann's husband claims his Christian clinic isn't anti-gay

Michele Bachmann's husband claims his Christian clinic isn't anti-gay

Michele Bachmann's equally loony husband is doing his best to defend his Christian counseling clinic, which many claim is anti-gay. Don't…
Watch: Second City parodies Michele Bachmann's husband's dubious sexuality

Watch: Second City parodies Michele Bachmann's husband's dubious sexuality

Michele Bachmann's husband, Marcus, made the news recently for calling gay people "barbarians" who "need to be disciplined."…