....except if you're pregnant and you choose not to be anymore. Or if you choose to have sex out of wedlock and you choose not to get… EJ Dickson | 04.15.2012 | Comments (20)
From the frosted pink lips of Michele Bachmann comes another piece of unsolicited sex/dating advice that makes you want to punch yourself in the… EJ Dickson | 12.8.2011 | Comments (27)
An eight-year old boy named Elijah became the coolest kid on the playground after he encountered GOP candidate and same-sex marriage opponent… EJ Dickson | 12.6.2011 | Comments (40)
Say what you will about Michele Bachmann, but the lady takes initiative. Some presidential candidates might vow to alter real healthcare systems… Kristin Hunt | 12.1.2011 | Comments (19)
After the Roots played Fishbone's "Lyin' Ass Bitch" during Rep. Michele Bachmann's appearance on Late Night with Jimmy… EJ Dickson | 11.25.2011 | Comments (23)
Michele Bachmann stumbled into yet another opportunity for public embarrassment last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon when Fallon's show… Virginia Smith | 11.22.2011 | Comments (31)
In the latest campaign conspiracy, Michele Bachmann thinks maybe she wasn't asked many questions at the last CBS presidential debate because… Kristin Hunt | 11.22.2011 | Comments (7)
For a movement that's often criticized for not having a governing set of demands, Occupy Wall Street has effectively landed one phrase in the… Ben Reininga | 10.29.2011 | Comments (18)
Who's afraid of Michele Bachmann? Probably not Rick Perry, Herman Cain, or any other GOP candidate with polling in the promising realm of… Delia Pless | 10.7.2011 | Comments (32)
You might think flash mobs are so 2007, and you might be right. But sometimes when large groups of people gather to dance at random for a… Jessica Gentile | 09.20.2011 | Comments (83)
In a speech at the Toronto screening of Butter (The Weinstein Company's new satire about a small-town butter carving competition)… Colette McIntyre | 09.14.2011 | Comments (19)
It's good to know that Republicans aren't just litigious, petty naysayers when it comes to Barack Obama. They're litigious, petty… Ben Reininga | 09.13.2011 | Comments (28)
Well, we all had a good time being distracted by Hurricane/Tropical Storm/News Outlet Ratings Godsend Irene. But now it's Monday, the… Alex Heigl | 08.29.2011 | Comments (29)
As Mitt Romney quietly smiles, the news of Michele Bachmann's comments on the conservative Jay Sekulow Live radio show yesterday… Jeff Mills | 08.19.2011 | Comments (45)
Michele Bachmann's latest sound bite is a doozy: not only has she taken to blaming President Obama for gas prices, but she's promising… Alex Heigl | 08.18.2011 | Comments (59)
Things got a bit rowdy when CNN anchor, Don Lemon, attempted to interview Michele Bachmann amongst a crowd at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines… Jessica Gentile | 08.15.2011 | Comments (11)
Continuing its streak of of (some might say pointlessly) controversial covers, Newsweek's new issue features a googly-eyed Michele Bachmann… Virginia Smith | 08.9.2011 | Comments (26)
Michele Bachmann's equally loony husband is doing his best to defend his Christian counseling clinic, which many claim is anti-gay. Don't… Jessica Gentile | 07.15.2011 | Comments (24)
Michele Bachmann's husband, Marcus, made the news recently for calling gay people "barbarians" who "need to be disciplined."… Peter Smith | 07.13.2011 | Comments (15)
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