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Holiday Gift Guide: Penis Pokey

Posted by Wendy Atterberry

penis pokeyWhat's the holidays without a little family fun? Sure, you've got Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary, and MadGab to keep you busy after the gifts are open and brunch has been served. And then you've got Penis Pokey. A full-color illustrated board book with large cut-out holes on each page where one thing is missing--a "banana, perhaps, a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them." For female readers, I guess there's always our tongues. If the thought of watching your father or brother complete the photos with their God-given talents creeps your out, you might want to save this one for your New Year's party. Nothing like bringing in 2008 with lots of full frontal. (Amazon, $9.95).


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About Wendy Atterberry

Wendy is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. She loves dive bars, diners and dark movie theaters and hates when people talk with affected accents (like Madonna and Johnny Depp). She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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