What's the holidays without a little family fun? Sure, you've got Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary, and MadGab to keep you busy after the gifts are open and brunch has been served. And then you've got Penis Pokey. A full-color illustrated board book with large cut-out holes on each page where one thing is missing--a "banana, perhaps, a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them." For female readers, I guess there's always our tongues. If the thought of watching your father or brother complete the photos with their God-given talents creeps your out, you might want to save this one for your New Year's party. Nothing like bringing in 2008 with lots of full frontal. (Amazon, $9.95).