Breaking News: Governor Bill Richardson has admitted to an extra-marital affair.
Oops! Our bad, he's the Governor of New MEXICO, not New YORK.
Breaking news: Today, Governor Bill Richardson, who once ran against Obama for the Democratic nomination, endorsed his former opponent, whom he calls an "extraordinary American," who will "make a great and historic president." OK. Very exciting. But the real news is about Richardson's other big move: "his extraordinary" new beard and his "great and historic" facial hair hotness improvement act.
Seriously, facial hair on most men makes us bristle. But Richardson looks approximately 12 times hotter with the beard. Who knew? Without the beard he's a cuddly, clean cut, I-can't-believe-he's-not-100%-Caucasian teddy bear. With the beard, he's a debonair I-can't-believe-he's-only-50-por-ciento-Latino papi chulo. Let's go to the video tape.