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Are We Wrong To Post These Pics Of Shawn Johnson In A Bikini?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Under the guise of posting about eighteen-year-old Olympian powerhouse Natasia Liukin (above), The Improper and Egotastic are both asking for it when they leak these Miley Cyrus-esque poses of jailbait gold medalist Shawn Johnson wearing a bikini and prancing about...

Well, they're basically asking for a lot of pervs to find their pages via Google image search, while the rest of us just say, Hey, there's nothing wrong with celebrating the female form in its finest, most triumphant glory, but we'll wait another couple of years and, in the meantime, stick to drooling over Victoria Pendleton...

Meanwhile, Johnson, who won a gold a set of silvers, is apparently such a huge celebrity now, the pilot on her recent flight from Chicago to New York had to be taken to the hospital after bumping his head from excitement when he heard she was on a plane. Thousands in her home state of Iowa turned out to see a glimpse of her, as if she were all four Beatles rolled into one.

We're sure to be seeing more of these types of candids leaking out... which will only add to her fame, of course.

 

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Comments

maybeapril said:

How do I say this without being offensive? Shawn Johnson looks scary and gross as fuck. Nastya Liukin is way more of a female.

August 28, 2008 1:14 PM

spjv840 said:

both of them are ew as fuck. especially Nasty Luikin. She looks like she has down's syndrome.

August 29, 2008 9:43 AM

ulltravylette said:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with either of them.

August 30, 2008 3:04 PM

3bamm said:

They're both very muscular, and i personally don't think there is any reason they shouldn't show it off.

September 24, 2008 10:13 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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