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Caption This: Lindsay Lohan's Boobs And Sam Ronson's Eyeline

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Who is this Sex Pistols reject and why is he allowed to peer down Lindsay Lohan's cleavage?

Love her or hate her, Lindsay Lohan still has the best boobs in Hollywood, or at least the best cleavage. And as you can see, Lindsay's 15-year-old boyfriend, Sam Ronson thinks so too. Now that's one lucky kid. Could you imagine still being in High School, and getting to date Lindsay Lohan? I think it's every young boy's dream.

Har har. The real story is that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson (who is actually a 31-year-old female DJ from Los Angeles, despite these cheap jokes) were in Bryant Park for Fashion Week, where news reports of an impending marriage have them avoiding the press. More importantly, there are the beginnings of lesbian baby reports:

British newspaper The News of The World claims the Mean Girls actress has approached one of her former boyfriends to help with the conception. A source close to Lindsay tells the paper, "Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She's been having deep discussions about a baby.

"She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriend's to help out. They don't want to adopt." [News.au.com]

Disappointingly, this "source" (of bullshit) doesn't know or won't say who the ex is. But whoever it is, they are sure to say yes... they'll say yes to anything while lost in Lindsay's #1 boobs...

Top photo via Egotastic.

 

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Comments

Baron Von Monkeychow said:

In the interest of science, I hereby volunteer my services.

September 8, 2008 1:54 PM

Twolane said:

Well, when ya don't have tits, you always want tits. It's just human nature, male or female.

September 8, 2008 2:32 PM

lndgirl said:

You are wrong on so many levels here,Brian.

Sam Ronson is totally hot and charismatic.I would go gay for her.Lot's of women would you know..

September 8, 2008 6:54 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Who said anything about her not being hot and charismatic? We're merely quoting someone who said she looked like a 15 year old boy here, which is pretty much undeniable.

And for the record, we'd totally go LESBIAN for her...

September 8, 2008 7:22 PM

chuck said:

Holy Christ, Samantha Ronson is repulsive. And I mean that in the most sex-positive, non-homophobic way there is.

October 7, 2008 11:51 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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