Barack Obama will be back on Saturday Night Live. Dear God, please, please, please let him play Sarah Palin. Nude. [Us]
And apparently now that Obama is involved, SNL is a "cult" Comedy Show. Who knew? [Yahoo!]
It seems that recently-divorced Pink is the latest victim of Scientology. [Yeeeah]
Just one day after Kanye West's outburst with the paparazzi that led to his arrest, he would like you to know he's totes cool with the paps. [People]
How are the McCain's like a drag queen? Why they stuff the "bad" bits (read: adopted Bangladeshi daughter) away. We didn't even know they had an adopted Bangladeshi daughter, did you? [Queerty]
We agree; Us Weekly's list of the top 25 most stylish New Yorkers is whack. [MollyGood]
According to the ever-reputable New York Post, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are as good as engaged. We better get an invite. We have a dress we've been dying to wear to a wedding. [NYP]