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Sloppy Seconds: Are Lindsay and Sam Finally, Really Engaged?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Barack Obama will be back on Saturday Night Live. Dear God, please, please, please let him play Sarah Palin. Nude. [Us]

And apparently now that Obama is involved, SNL is a "cult" Comedy Show. Who knew? [Yahoo!]

It seems that recently-divorced Pink is the latest victim of Scientology. [Yeeeah]

Just one day after Kanye West's outburst with the paparazzi that led to his arrest, he would like you to know he's totes cool with the paps. [People]

How are the McCain's like a drag queen? Why they stuff the "bad" bits (read: adopted Bangladeshi daughter) away. We didn't even know they had an adopted Bangladeshi daughter, did you? [Queerty]

We agree; Us Weekly's list of the top 25 most stylish New Yorkers is whack. [MollyGood]

According to the ever-reputable New York Post, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are as good as engaged. We better get an invite. We have a dress we've been dying to wear to a wedding. [NYP]


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fitandfun71 said:

Scanner Emily can be snarky to the world all she wants, but can't take it when someone is snarky back. [hooksexup.com/.../top-10-ways-to-avoid-becoming-the-crazy-cat-lady.aspx]

September 12, 2008 5:54 PM

Emily Farris said:

No, I just find it a little sad and quite annoying that you keep bringing up my weight. That's all.

September 12, 2008 7:12 PM

spoco2 said:

holy crap 'fitandfun'... you're a sad individual are you not? You're so 'fit'... and so damn 'fun', that anyone you deem to be overweight must be ridiculed.

What a sad individual you are.

And Emily, this is why Scanner should have actual logins (just use the Hooksexup login surely), so that people who abuse comments can be banned.

September 14, 2008 7:25 PM

NumberThirtySeven said:

Yeah, Emily - Fitandfun71 is a deeply insecure and pathetic moron with a stick up his arse and no life to speak of (too busy shoving sticks up his arse probably...) or he wouldn't spend all his time snickering on internet comment boards.

His username clearly indicates what a loser he is - he wouldn't feel the need to advertise that he is 'fit' or 'fun' if he was actually either of those things.

In summary; ignore him.  Bugs always buzz off in the end (or get splattered on the windshield - even better!)

September 14, 2008 8:22 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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