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Britney Spears Is (Almost) Not Completely Repulsive In Her New Video

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Britney Spears has another comeback video for the masses to eat up for two seconds, then dispose of in the nearest receptacle.

Aside from the music, which, like everything the pop star has released, is awful beyond words in our current vocabulary, this is the best MTV video we've seen in years... which, since we haven't seen a video on MTV since 1993, isn't saying much...


Britney Spears - Womanizer (Director Cut)

We kind of like the part where she photocopies her ass (while wearing a skirt? wha?) and then, for no apparent reason, slams that guy's head onto the copier. It gave us a little peek into what likely goes on at Britney Headquarters on a daily basis-- Britney comes in wearing something that would be incredibly desirable on any other woman of the world, then beats the shit out of everyone and shaves herself in appropriate places, like her head or the backseat of a Volkswagen.

P.S. Can anyone explain to us why that cell phone calendar stops on April 20th, of all the dates in the world, the day of the Columbine massacre and Hitler's birthday? Just asking...

 

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Comments

jenny said:

omg what a train wreck!  Am I the only person horrified by that?  Her bangin' body is back, but she can still barely move...except when she's on her back writhing, it's all blurry and you can see her sort of awkwardly flailing.  Poor Brit Brit!!

October 14, 2008 2:05 PM

calibuds said:

dude, because it's 420...

October 14, 2008 2:47 PM

blondage said:

guh - if it weren't for those lame-ass, gratuitous sauna scenes, I would agree. Its a really cute video aside from that. Those just make it freakin' lame... :(

October 14, 2008 2:53 PM

GeeBee said:

Sheer shite!

October 14, 2008 3:53 PM

f said:

add

October 14, 2008 4:00 PM

drkb77 said:

So, it's like "You're an a-ahole so I'm going to rub myself all over you, you a--hole. And then kind of beat you up, but mostly grope you"? Wha?

October 14, 2008 6:49 PM

snowwhitetan said:

Ugh. Repulsive.

October 14, 2008 7:25 PM

fabul1st said:

Not to defend Britney or MTV, but this Britney on MTV folks, what do you expect?

October 14, 2008 8:10 PM

Mandy said:

She looks fantastic.

October 15, 2008 9:42 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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