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While You Were Sleeping: Who's #1 on Yahoo?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Our server had some issues this morning, but we're up and running now...

A woman showed her daughter's friend how to have sex. You know, liberal-sex-ed style.

Did you miss Hillary Clinton's historic moment?

Darwin couldn't be happier: two guys stole a car, got into a shootout with the po-po, and ended up in a high-speed chase on the wrong side of the highway, where they rammed another car head on. The other car? Stolen.

Ray Winstone approves of his daughter Jaime's nude scenes (see above photo.) In fact, he can't wait to-- yuck-- watch them.

A Colorado man is being sued by his ex-girlfriend and her attorney for libelous comments he made in the Rants and Raves section of Craigslist.

A woman was arrested in Nigeria for burning her servant's penis after the 18-year-old took off with some of her money.

It's a sad state of affairs when someone as boring and unattractive as Britney Spears tops Yahoo's most-searched list for the fourth year in a row. Guys, it's time to find someone more interesting to fantasize about.

 

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Comments

jenny said:

-woot woot team Hillary!

-I don't know who Jamie Winstone is, I don't think she's particularly pretty, but dayumn, hot photo.

-I think Britney is looking better these days, and I do feel bad for her, but I don't understand why they make out that she's particularly interesting.  Boggles the mind.

December 2, 2008 11:06 AM

GeeBee said:

- Looking at Ray W and then that pic of Jaime - well, the mom musta been hot!

- Car thief story reminds me of a guy in Ventura, CA a few years back. Caused a big pile-up on the 101, clearly drunk, pulled a knife on the bystanders, including an off-duty cop, fled the scene on foot, jumped over barrier into other side of freeway, run over and killed by ANOTHER drunk driver.

- Britney. Again. Yawn.

December 2, 2008 6:18 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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