Kelly Abdo is back.
The pervy Monroe, Michigan girls' volleyball coach was back in court, answering to charges that she had... wait, what's this? Even more ridiculous sex with her students?
You'll recall Abdo-- she's the one who is charged with indecent exposure because, although the student she had sex with was legal, she decided she couldn't wait to get to the boy's house and nailed him outside a house party-- as if no one would notice that!
Guys, before you start having fantasies about this woman, you should know she's completely psycho. And not in the slightly sexy way you want her to be, either:
1) She's a newlywed. For Christ's sake, she got married last year and she's already banging underage students. (See below.)
2) She reportedly forced a girl with an injured leg to perform drills for the volleyball team. Scores of parents have complained about her teaching methods and lawsuits were threatened before the latest revelations came to light.
3) Not only did she sleep with a student in a parked car, she slept with a seventeen-year-old in his house. Abdo slept with the kid and then called him to make sure he "burned the sheets" so her DNA wouldn't be detected on his bed. He neglected to or refused and prosecutors plan to weild the bedding as evidence against Abdo.
4) Idiot Girl Googled "DNA evidence and how to remove it from crime scenes and clothing," and "sex laws between teachers and students under 18 in Michigan." Also: "DNA forensic evidence," "registered sex offender," "sex offender laws," "subpoenaing text message records," and "how long text messages are stored." Moron, you should have thought of things before you had sex-- you don't look up sex laws after you break them-- it's already too late. Guilty. As. Charged.
5) There may have been some underage drinking at that party. What the hell was a twenty-something teacher doing at a high school party-- this woman was begging to be caught and put away for a century or more...
Via the Toledo Blade.
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