The nearly naked girl Michael Phelps has been spotted with his not his girlfriend. Mmmkay? [Us]
Another one (of our potential future husbands) bites the dust. Sam Talbot, winner runner up from Season 2 of Top Chef got married in a secret ceremony last month, further increasing my chances of becoming the Crazy Cat Lady. [People]
If you're selling pictures you took of Amy Winehouse smoking crack, it's possible you were also smoking (or selling) crack and might go to jail. [Radar]
What does Harvey Weinstein have to say about yesterday's Golden Globe nominations? [Vulture]
Just in time for us to go all batshit on it, Facebook is now totally legit! Donald Graham, chairman and chief executive of the Washington Post Co, has agreed to join the board of directors. [Yahoo!]
Kanye West is looking for an internship. No, not an intern, an internship. [FadedYouth]
White House officials turned down Barack Obama's request to move into The Blair House—where incoming presidents usually stay before inauguration—early so that his daughters, Sasha and Malia could start school on time. We hear the Red Roof Inn is really nice, though. [NYT]
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