Ellen Barkin may do an HBO series that will serve as her revenge plot against her asshole ex-husband.
A boy opened a large birthday present and discovered his Dad, home from Iraq, inside.
Morrissey, Amy Winehouse, My Bloody Valentine, Leonard Cohen, the Cure, and Paul McCartney are the headliners for Coachella. (David Bowie said no.)
You can thank Joe Biden for pushing Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State.
Blago got "fucking impeached."
Alaska is about to be wiped out by a giant volcano. Or something.
We can't imagine she's a strong comedian: Caroline Kennedy may be heading to SNL.
And Mike White, writer/co-star of the School of Rock and other films, will join his very interesting Dad on The Amazing Race. This might actually be worth watching now...
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