MSNBC has finally discovered fuck buddies. And that college students have them. [MSNBC]
Will items off of the Chipotle value menu have fewer calories? We sure hope so. [Yahoo!]
We always wonder why people who spend lots of money to have signs, boxes, etc. printed don't get copy editors. An Oregon company probably could have used one before printing a phone sex number on their cereal box. [Google/AP]
Starting next month, same-sex couples can be legally married in Sweden. [BBC]
More "celebrities" blogging about their relationship woes. Meh. [People]
Madonna is already celebrating the adoption of a child she has not yet officially adopted. [Us]
A man in China swallowed a pair of scissors. And survived! [Telegraph]
For the first time in 57 years, the Queen of England publicly hugged someone (sort-of). And that someone was Michelle Obama. And then Obama hugged the Queen back (sort-of)! Apparently, this is a big deal. [DailyMail]
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