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I Owe You a Good Leg Humping

Posted by Emily Farris

Hey, Scanners. Thanks to all of your votes, my missed connection won the Missed Tees t-shirt contest, which means I'm $200 richer and I owe you a good leg humping. It also means you can buy my t-shirt, printed on American Apparel of course, at the ridiculously cheap price of $13 (see? everything is cheaper in the Midwest) and for the rest of eternity, I get 10% of every sale. So if you buy it, it's almost like you're my sugar daddy, or mama.

[Missed Tees]

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Posted Apr 16 2009, 12:17 PM

Filed under: contests, missed connection, craigslist, american apparel, scanner emily, money, kansas city, sugar daddy, clothes, stuff, missed tees, my dog humped your leg, tshirts, sugar mama, cheap, i wanted to, buying stuff

Comments

Brian Fairbanks said:

Scanner readers rule.

April 16, 2009 11:42 AM

feargus said:

so happy i contributed to this

April 16, 2009 12:34 PM

m006m said:

WHOO! Congrats Emily!

April 16, 2009 12:47 PM

Litmus said:

Congratulations Emily, it pays to advertise. Just be happy that your fans don't expect a round of drinks for each vote. Too bad the politicians don't suscribe to the the same ideals. Many more winners for you.

April 16, 2009 12:58 PM

Apollo said:

Congrats Emily! I think I'll buy one for a friend.

April 16, 2009 2:50 PM

jenny said:

Congrats! I voted for you!

April 20, 2009 3:42 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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