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Son of the Montauk Monster!

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Thank you Jeebus! Unless the owner of Montauk-Monster.com is hurting for traffic and fabricated this story using a dead and bloated modified dog corpse, our favorite public figure of last year (excluding possibly Sarah Palin) seems to be making a comeback. 

In a blog entry posted on the site yesterday, Nicky Papers reported that he'd been contacted Wednesday regarding a new mystery beast found on the beach in Southold, on the North Fork of Long Island. 

Nicky met up with the couple at the site of the carcass, which smelled "like a mix of low tide and rotten garbage," and took copious photos and video. Then the couple who found it loaded the corpse into a garbage bag, and are storing it on ice, so it won't "disappear" like the last body did. They don't intend to let this one get away, and they're looking to reach out to serious media outlets and sell the carcass to a lab to properly classify this creature.

New photos after the jump.

 

 

Full story and video here. 

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About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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