First things first: click here to open up a MySpace page in the background. You're gonna want a certain piece of musical accompaniment before you read this post. Don't worry. We'll wait. Got it? OK, Let's do this.
Dessarae Bradford, the author of the publishing sensation Colin Farrell: A Dark and Twisted Puppy and performer of the song that you are hearing now (which depsite Alec Baldwin getting all the early lines is called "Colin Farrell is My Bitch") was arrested in November for prostitution. From Bradford's account -- which is posted on that MySpace page from before; read it only if you hate yourself -- she was unjustly accused of the crime in a sting, and plans on suing the LAPD for racism, sexism, dadaism, and somebody-get-me-on-meds-ism.
We wish Bradford all the luck in the world with this, since the last big lawsuits she got involved with -- against Mr. Farrell, who she accused of harassing her with text messages -- weren't exactly raging successes. One wonders if that time where she crashed Farrell's interview on the Leno show had anything to do with it?