Goldenfiddle brings us a most comprehensive look at our candidate for the celebrity sex scandal to beat for 2007. Don't let the fact that you probably don't know who the hell Sophie Anderton is get in the way.
Brit reality tv bird Sophie Anderton has been caught on video packing her beak and stripping for sex in a secret hotel rendezvous with a News of the World journalist complete dickwad who was posing as an American biznessman.
For those of you who aren't down with the English-type lingo used here, "packing her beak" means "doing drugs via her nose" and "News of the World" means "journalistically-questionable, definitely-NSFW pics in the clickthrough, so you can't say you haven't been warned." (We have no idea what "stripping for sex" means.)
Going over Sophie's Wikipedia page, she seems like a genuinely troubled gal, so we wish her all the best and hope she gets her life together as soon as possible. But in the meantime, from the bottom of our hearts: thank you, Sophie, for following through on the promise that was so roundly abandoned by your Monarchy.