Police believe that "the woman who sat on the toilet for two years" may have only been there for a month. Can one's ass really become fused with the toilet in a month? Hm, we might have to try that sometime. You know, just to find out.
Herb Peterson, the man who invented the Egg McMuffin and got us through so many high school hangovers, is dead at 89.
We're not fans of races that require the runners to wear high heels, but if you're going to enter a highly publicized high heel race, make sure you're not currently collecting worker's compensation.
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