Hey, kids. Did you know it's Presidents' Day? We had forgotten but remembered just in time to not take out the recycling. You're probably not at work, and you're probably wondering why we are. But considering that being at work and sitting on the toilet with our laptops are pretty much the same thing, we're kind-of always at work and kind-of always not at work. Because we were Vice-President of our senior class, we decided we deserve a break as much as the next guy, so we're taking a half day today. Maybe we'll paint our nails or go for a bike ride or go to Washington Square Park and celebrate this fine holiday with the crakheads. How are you spending your day off?