People magazine has the heartwarming story of how Seal met Heidi Klum:
"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow," Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on her show's Superstar Couples episode set to air Thursday.
Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.
"And I pretty much saw everything," says Klum. "The whole package."
Wow, as in that's what you're going to tell your kids when they ask how you met? Classy. Well, glad we could solve this burning mystery for you. While we're in the Q & A portion of the morning, go ahead and read up on how Seal got those scars. Now the only question left to answer is "Why, God? Why?"