In our experience, it's rare that a news article about kinky scientific studies gets better after the headline, so bravo to
The London Paper for not blowing the best bits of this story early. Turns out that what you thought was a story about women going bonkers after seeing each others boobs is, in actuality, the story of women going bonkers after
sniffing foam pads inserted into the bras of new mothers!
In related news, the orgy in Salma Hayek's laundry room is now entering its second month. —
Bryan Christian