Here's a new one: a guy caught jerking off near a couple of teenage girls says he was only giving himself "a groin massage." Bonus quote: "I haven't had an erection in the last ten years."
Here's another excuse for you: "Honey, I have to leave the toilet seat up, lest it fall on our young son's penis."
The Arcade Fire may be preparing to release a DVD.
Sherman Alexie's book "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian," a well-deserved National Book Award Winner, has been banned in an Oregon school after one parent complained. Their issue with the book?
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