.... which, you know, being the close news readers that we are, makes us wonder: is there some sort of technicality at play here? Like, maybe "Mrs. Guy Ritchie" is happy and married, but "Lady Madonna" is growing tired of being around Justin Timberlake's top shelf all day and not being able to sample the goods? Oh, who are we kidding... Madonna will be able to fuck anyone she wants when she's a disembodied Futurama head. At any rate, here's the original Daily Mail article questioning the sitch, and here's a People article with Madonna's people's response. Hey, does Guy Ritchie have people? A person?
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