Separated at birth? Unlikely; J. Lo looks to be the work of the notorious "Dr. Photoshop".
Why has the world never gifted us with a Salma-Hayek-vs.-Jennifer-Lopez-movie? Like, you know, set in conquistador times, or our bedroom. Doesn't that seem like something someone with money, coke, a pecker, and a rich Angeleno's insensitivity to the many-hued tapestry that is the Latin world would have put together some time in 1999? Well, guess soon we'll have the next best thing, as Lopez follows in Hayek's Ugly Betty footsteps to produce her own story featuring a plucky heroine in treacherous, well-heeled environs.
Story centers on a professional thief who, in order to pull off a major bank heist, poses as a nanny to the three unruly children of a wealthy widower. When she starts to fall for the kids and their father, she must decide if she can give up her past for a chance to start over.
That actually doesn't sound so bad, but we have to say: seems like a one season story, more or less, to us. But what do we know; Prison Break has been on for 15 years or something.
Anyway, in other news, Ashley Dupre -- y'know, the surprisingly foxy prosty whose liaisons with New York governor Eliot Spitzer forced him to resign -- is gonna get her own show. And wouldn't you know it: unlike J. Lo's, it has the courtesy to be (almost!) just as worthless and sleazy as you'd hope.
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