And so Lance Bass survived yet another week on Dancing With The Stars. Now that Brooke Burke's had that mysterious foot injury, we wonder whether he's gonna take it all the way... and how hard he's willing to push himself to get there. Will Cloris Leachman suddenly find her Geritol switched with Mexican speed? Will Susan Lucci find her coveted Emmy laced with LSD? Will we quit thinking about drugs today? More importantly, can anyone stop Lance Bass in his inevitable quest to rule first the Reality Dancing genre, then the world and the stars beyond?
Jake Kalish, author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights, cryptopopculturalist, racounteur, and occasional narcotics mule, thinks he's found the one man capable of defeating Mr. Bass. Someone perfectly in sync, if you will, with him in the arenas of boy band dancing and charismatic TV hosting duties. Today's question: Who would win... Lance Bass... or Joey Fatone?
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