Defamer is speculating that this week's episode of The Hills, wherein Whitney went to New York and, um, stuff, was actually a dry-run for new Hills spinoff starring Ms. Port -- which, as we remember it, would be a spinoff of a spinoff since The Hills was itself a spinoff of Laguna Beach: The Real OC (oh, yeah; we remember it used to have a subtitle) and doublewhich, if we're reaching the third level of spinning off of this franchise, means we're fairly certain that it's reached a kind of event horizon for anaerobic, asexual, spontaneous self-perpetuation with these rich people reality shows, meaning that someday we'll be as knee deep in these things as Kirk was in tribbles, and that in addition to forming the backbone of our economy, they'll be our major source of oxygen and nutrients, which we'll extract by grabbing them by the neck, shaking them till they're dead, and picking the soft wet meat from their bones with our tee...
Woah, hey. What the frak was that? Where were we? What were we talking about. Oh, jeez, a Hills spinoff. Well, cripes, of course MTV would want one of those. Any excuse to cut photohungry horseshit douchebags like these loose.