OK, maybe not, but between Morgan's brilliant, rambling acceptance speech on behalf of 30 Rock -- "A black man can't get no love at the Emmys!" -- to Winslet's winning in two categories -- damn, dude, has anyone rocked roots highlights longer and better than her -- to Colin Farrell pulling what we would call the biggest upset of the evening -- Slumdog Millionaire be damned, In Bruges was a longer (though no less deserving) longshot -- we're almost sorry we didn't watch last night's Golden Globes.
Except of course, we're not; we tend to develop hives on our very souls midway through any awards show, no matter how drunk or Foreign Press-y. Also: 24 came back last night, and there was no way we were gonna DVR an awards show and watch it later. That's like reheating McDonald's.
Anyway, the television winners list is after the jump. Mostly what you'd expect, except for a win by Anna Paquin for True Blood, which... hang on, we didn't just actually type that, right?
(More on the Golden Globes later, btw... For now, click through for the full list of television winners.)
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