My First Time: “Milton lit a candle and put Sticky Fingers’ on the stereo.”
I can’t listen to the Rolling Stones without imagining uncooked hot dogs.
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True Story: I Fell in Love on Instagram
“Sometimes strangers you meet on the Internet will get you on an episode of Dateline, but sometimes they become your husband.”
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My First Time: “Your roommate is here. What’s up with that?”
“He’s not even sure if he likes girls or guys.”
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Everyone I’ve Ever Had Sex With: Male, 23, Austin
“I’m lucky she had a sense of humor, because looking back, that could have ended badly.”
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My First Time: “I remember the underwear. The logistics are iffy.”
“I tried not to think about our gym teacher this time.”
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Everyone I’ve Ever Had Sex With: Female, 18, Ohio
“I met him on Hot or Not and texted him for a few weeks.”
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My First Time: “Thank god I had worn a strapless dress.”
“He stopped when his brother started knocking on the door.”
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Everyone I’ve Ever Had Sex With: Female, 24, Pennsylvania
When I asked him what Songza station he wanted to hear, he chose “Freak Nasty R&B.”
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Dateline: “This will inevitably end badly.”
“I’m having a lot more fun than I earlier anticipated.”
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My First Time: “I hope he never reads this.”
He threw the condom under his bed and we got dressed.
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My First Time: “It’s not working. Why isn’t this working?”
“No one, I felt, was more ready than I.”
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My First Time: “We both ended up with nasty rug burn.”
I learned this girl had a history of acid use. I was not deterred.
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My First Time: Female, 19, Ottawa
“That night I drove home, near delirious, my clothes smelling like him.”
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Everyone I’ve Ever Had Sex With: Female, 22, Missouri
“She was the only person I was ever with who met my sex drive.”
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