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It’s been a weird year. England will no longer be European, a human spray tan might be our next president because people are too stupid to read past headlines, and now a man has married his phone to prove to people that they should spend less time on their phones. Um, okay. Yes, a man named Aaron Chervenak, who looks like Jesus’ deadbeat brother, went to Vegas to marry his smart phone. Whatever, Aaron. We know why really you did it.