Every week, media comes just a little bit closer to cracking the mystery that is millennials: Who are they? What do they like? If you prick them, do they not bleed? Here is what we learned this week:
Millennials are overwhelmed by debt.
Millennials are not scared enough of HIV.
Millennials don’t remember the O.J. Simpson trial
Millennials respond emotionally to music.
Millennials who are ladies do not make as much money as millennials who are men.
Millennials wear unconventional wedding dresses.
Millennials enjoy luxury services while traveling.
Millennials vote in elections.
Millennials are best represented by Lana Del Rey.
Millennials lack positive male role models.
Millennials can learn from George H.W. Bush.
Millennials should sleep more.
Millennials love brunch.
Millennials want to start their own businesses.
Millennials want “every meal to be an experience.”
Millennials sometimes sit cross-legged at the office.
Millennials are unemployed.