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6. Twitter Tracker

In this recurring bit, The Tonight Show poked fun at the banality of Twitter by attempting to make it "extreme." Conan staple Brian McCann would read celebrity tweets in a booming rock-star voice ("HERE'S ONE FROM JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT: 'IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT TONIGHT!'") while on-screen graphics violently murdered Twitter's cute-little-bird mascot. It's always hilarious when adorable cartoons are engulfed in fiery explosions.

7. Conan Concussed

In September, guest Teri Hatcher challenged Conan to a studio triathlon to prove who was the more iron celeb. On the home stretch across the slick studio floor, Conan (in form-fitting track suit) attempted to slide across the finish line, subsequently losing his balance and cracking the back of his head on the ground. The impact left his speech slurred as he called for an instant replay; despite a valiant effort to carry on the show, he was rushed to a hospital where it was determined he'd suffered a mild concussion. The decision was made after an on-set nurse asked O'Brien what year it was, and the host replied, "I know it's not 2011. That's too high." Coco recovered quickly and was able to joke about his injury the following Monday.

8. Shatner Recites Palin/Palin Recites Shatner

Famed song-clown William Shatner occasionally popped up on Conan's Tonight Show to read various tweets by Sarah Palin in his patented post-bebop style. This eventually led to the Shat Man reading passages from Palin's infamous memoirs, Going Rogue. In December, the tables were turned when Palin herself strolled out from behind the Tonight Show curtains and presented a passage from Shatner's autobiography Up Till Now ("I glanced over at Johnny Carson, who had a look vaguely similar to the look on Spock's face when his brain was missing.").

9. The Cory Booker Feud

Coco joked that Newark mayor Cory Booker's health-care plan boiled down to giving every resident a bus ticket out of the city. A seemingly furious Booker took to YouTube demanding an apology and banned O'Brien from Newark Liberty International Airport. In response, Conan banned Booker from Burbank's airport. The feud intensified when Booker banned Conan from the entirety of the Garden State, prompting mayors from several other Jersey cities to take sides. Eventually, Hillary Clinton herself called for an end to the Booker/Conan "war" and blamed Coco's recent concussion for the craziness. The hatchet was buried when Booker finally came on Tonight on October 16.

10. The Bugatti Veyron Mouse

As Conan's late-night demise turned very public and ugly, the host capped three days of vicious shots at NBC with the most expensive comedy bit he could dream up — dressing up the priciest sports car in the world with giant mouse ears and whiskers and accompanying its on-camera appearance with "Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones — solely to stick his soon-to-be-former employer with the bill. Final cost of this stunt? $1.5 million. A grumpy NBC excised the Bugatti Veyron Mouse from online episodes of the program the next day, which only served to sweeten Conan's victory.

Comments ( 11 )

When I discussing Norm Macdonald with a friend once, they mentioned that he's brilliant in an "anti-comedy" kind of way. I think he is crazy in an insane kind of way.

meredith commented on Jan 25 10 at 11:38 am

7 months after the fact, I'm still blown away by the first five minutes of the first episode. That cross-country run to his new gig is one of the most amazing pieces of television comedy ever. everything else he did on that show exists in its shadow.

Matthew commented on Jan 25 10 at 1:37 pm

In the late 80's I was working in a comedy club in Canada where Norm was a regular. During a post show chat the subject of golf came up and Norm mentioned he loved the game. So long story short the next day I played 18 holes of golf with Norm and Harland Williams. The funniest and strangest day of my life. Norm is the funniest man alive. And a fine golfer too I might add.

Jack commented on Jan 25 10 at 5:11 pm

Matthew - ditto. I've been looking for that first 5 minutes. Truly, one of the greatest TV entrances EVER. Glad you mentioned this.

Tre commented on Jan 26 10 at 3:18 am

Triumph cracks me up! What's going to happen to him now. He definitely deserves a new gig.

Martskers commented on Jan 26 10 at 10:28 am

Conan rules - need him back on the air! Have been laughing with him for what seems like forever, BOOOOOOO NBC.

Rob Cook commented on Jan 26 10 at 12:26 pm

Note to author, Snoop's car is not in fact a Cadillac, but an old car GM used to make back in the day called a Pontiac. Some of you older folks might remember that old GM nameplate.

FalstaffsMind commented on Jan 26 10 at 1:28 pm

I loved that first bit too. It's on hulu. You just have to sit through a 30 second ad first: https://www.hulu.com/watch/75460/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-cold-...

maxwell64 commented on Jan 26 10 at 6:35 pm

Snoops car was not a cadillac. It's a Pontiac. I think a Bonneville or a Tempest.

Dennis commented on Jan 28 10 at 6:08 pm

Most of these "top ten" moments are only funny if you're completely wasted. Conan was a flop in the Tonight Show spot because it's too early for him -- more than half of his target audience is straight at that hour, and they see that he's fundamentally not a funny guy.

Heck, even Letterman's funnier, and he's been phoning it in for a decade.

Tim Porges commented on Feb 01 10 at 5:11 am

D'oh! Thanks for correcting me on Snoop's car, FalstaffsMind/Dennis. I have notified the editors and hopefully it will be fixed soon!

James Greene, Jr. commented on Feb 06 10 at 2:45 pm

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