Leather briefs never go out of style.
For a lot of us (okay, maybe just me) the 2006 film 300 was a sort of sexual awakening. It's when we discovered just how great abs could be, how taut "Greek" booty gets when its spearing someone, and how airbrushing can be man's best friend. Luckily for everyone, the sequel 300: Rise of an Empire comes out on Friday, and there's even more to ogle. Plus, they've added a huge plot twist: There's sexy women this time.
To catch you up [spoilers, but not really since it's based on history so eff you]:
The first 300 was chock full of barely-clothed, ripped Mediterranean muscle men.
Source
At the end of the last movie, Leonidas died and it was tragically awesome.
Source
Naturally, his wife Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) was pretty bummed.
Source
But, like a true Spartan, she's not one for too much mourning. Instead, she's gonna get hers and seeks revenge on the Persians.
Source
Enter Artemisia, the head of the Persian navy played by the glorious Eva Green.
Source
She's allied herself with Persian ruler Xerxes who is "death himself," which can take its toll.
Source
But don't let some bloodstains fool you, she can totally still get it.
Source
Did we mention she's a certified badass?
Source
Though she does have a gentler side.
Source
And don't worry, there's still plenty of giant muscles.
Source
And warriors making us feel inspired.
Source
But there's mainly briefs.
Source
And then there's rainy muscles.
Source
And shiny, golden butts.
Source
Finally a movie with something for everyone. It's okay. We think it's pretty too.
Source.