Thoughts from the only Crawley that really matters.
If you've ever seen Downton Abbey, you know that earls, heirs, and daughters come and go, but Dowager Countess Violet Crawley lives on. As reported by Digital Spy, the soon to be released porn parody Down on Abby takes place during a dinner party at Bottomley Manor. According to the official description from the film's site, "As the dinner party approaches it seems everyone's got one thing and one thing only on their minds!" My guess is the foie gras.
To flesh out what's really happening at Bottomley, we asked the resident voice of reason and premiere shade thrower of Downton, Dowager Countess Violet Crawley, to lend us some insight.
Dowager Countess, the film is directed by Gazzman. Are you familiar with his work?
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So you're excited for the film then?
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Well, from what we've seen in the trailer, it looks like it's going to have lots of servant-on-employer action.
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Truth. But at the very least it'll be fun to watch, right? A little camp is always appreciated.
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I guess you're right. I mean, look at that one "Oh" face.
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But you just said you weren't into it.
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Do you have any advice for someone in a threesome scene that's feeling left out?
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Good stuff. Any dirty talk suggestions?
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Wow. I've never heard that one before.
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But then again —
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Right on, Violet. Right on. Check out the full trailer below.
[h/t] Cosmopolitan
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