How Did Beyoncé and Jay-Z Spend $6,000 on Sex Toys at Babeland?

Did they blow it on a 18k gold-plated vibrator or stock up on 47 liters of organic lube?

Sometimes, Christmas comes late. On December 26, Beyoncé and Jay-Z stopped by sex toy boutique Babeland in Manhattan, where the couple is said to have dropped $6,000 on erotic XXX-mas gifts. Spending that kind of money at a sex shop is no easy feat – even if you're in the market for the highest of high-end products.

With a little imagination (and the help of Babeland's extensive online store), we've put together some possible shopping lists for Queen Bey and her king.

1 Lelo Yva 18K Gold-Plated Vibrator ($3,900)

 

Pro tip: The stainless steel model is a steal at only $2,890. Pocket change!

2 Lelo Earl 18K Gold-Plated Prostate Massagers ($2,590)

 

Delightfully (and inexplicably), this luxurious toy comes with matching cufflinks.

3 Jimmyjane Little Steel Tonight Eternity Vibrators ($2,000)

Features a band of black diamonds and hand-written lyrics by the Eurythmics' Dave Stewart. If both you and your spouse are musical artists, is it considered a faux pas to have someone else's lyrics imprinted on your vibrator?

46 14K Gold-Plated Cock Rings ($129)

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

47 Liters of Sliquid Organics Lube (4 oz for $15)

Nonperishable food and medical supplies aren't the only things you should stock your fallout shelter with.

109 Magic Wands ($54.95)

Why settle for only one of the Cadillac of vibrators when you could have a 109-car garage full of them?

142 Clone-A-Willy Kits ($42)

Love is casting a vibrating silicone duplicate of your partner's penis. True love is casting 142 vibrating silicone duplicates of your partner's penis.

400 Penis Cupcake Pans ($15)

The Knowles-Carter family can finally – finally – bake 2,400 penis cupcakes at once.

461 Jawbreaker Gags ($13)

We look forward to trick-or-treating at Chez Bey next year.

600 Pairs of Fishnet Thigh-High Stockings ($10)

These should keep Beyoncé's army of backup dancers clothed for the foreseeable future.

6,000 12-Volt Batteries (Two for $2)

The perfect size to power an enormous vibrator, or a small country.

Images via Flickr and Babeland

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