Naw, Mags is "approachably cute." The only issue I have is how people PRETEND that she's incredibly hot. I mean, she's cute. But you get all this hipster cred for being like, "Oh Maggie's so beautiful, blah blah," whereas you get none for being like, "Whoa, Jessica Simpson is hot as fuck!" So that's the only irritating thing for me.

Plus, Bruce Wayne doesn't need the world's hottest girlfriend. I think we're all already convinced that he's cool, without having some model hottie hanging off his arm.

Plus, Mags is a major upgrade in the acting department. Katie Holmes gave line readings in the first one like: "How. Can. Gotham. Survive. When good people. No longer care." Eww.

This movie has all the potential to be the "Empire Strikes Back" of superhero movies. Just trust me.

See how much thought I've put into this?

--oliver

Hey! I thought you thought Maggie was "not attractive."