Here Are 35 Better Flavors For Condoms Than Weed
Sriracha. Sugar cookie. Sandwich. Anything.
By Rachel Sugar
Thanks to the good folks at Multihigh, we can now buy weed-flavored condoms. According to the online marijuana accessory shop, Cannadoms, as they’re called, are both prophylactically useful and “a fun talking point.” Also, they makes sense, because the delicious flavor of pot is the whole reason people smoke it. Just kidding! That is not true. Weed is a terrible condom flavor. Weed is a terrible condom flavor even if you really like weed. It is, probably, the worst possible condom flavor, except for bong water and maybe excrement. Here are 35 preferable options for more delicious penis-coverings:
1. Sugar cookie
2. Sandwich
3. Sriracha
4. Garlic bread
5. Chipotle lime
6. Fresh-cut grass
7. Pinot grigio
8. Pinot noir
9. Nyquil
10. Dayquil
11. Chicken Tikka Masala
12. Popcorn
13. Ludens Wild Cherry Cough Drops
14. Actual weeds
15. Hummus
16. Fruit roll up
17. Semen
18. Milk
19. Whiskey
20. Chocolate milk
21. Spearmint
22. Strawberry milk
23. Toothpaste
24. Sour cream and onion
25. Lavender
26. Lavender-scented laundry detergent
27. Natural penis
28. Creamsicle
29. Bundt cake
30. Rose petals
31. Scrambled eggs
32. Ramen noodle spice packet
33. Olive oil
34. Balsamic
35. Tears
[h/t Incredible Things]