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Commentarium (34 Comments)

May 05 11 - 11:19pm
balla

Marco. Polo.

May 05 11 - 11:46pm
freg

Adorable couples. this is such a lovely feature.

May 06 11 - 12:50am
BrosephofArimathea

This is a good batch. Cute stories.

May 06 11 - 3:57am
heh

What a bunch of all-American couples!!!

...One can just tell the dude in the last photo is pegged like nobody's business! Ouch!

Just remember Hooksexuprs (especially chicks not named Em and Lo, although they're welcome beacuse they wrote the book): Pinky, tongue, forefinger, toy, fast forward.

All will be well.

May 06 11 - 11:40am
devo

Pegged? Does that mean hung or whipped?

May 06 11 - 11:49am
Googler

From Urban Dictionary: "A man who recieved a strap on dildo in the ass from a woman." NSFW?

May 06 11 - 11:55am
devo

Yeah, I know that meaning. But that doesn't make sense. It's kinda obvio that he's not currently getting pegged, right?

May 06 11 - 2:56pm
KC

"One can just tell the dude in the last photo is pegged like nobody's business!"

Really? How could you tell?

May 06 11 - 11:12pm
...

Because godforbid a woman makes the first move, etc.

May 06 11 - 9:09am
KT

Jenn is very pretty, but she ruined picture 7 with whatever she was doing with her bottom lip.

May 06 11 - 10:38am
iknow,iknow

do pretty girls always have to settle, i.e. bachelorette #1 and 2?

May 06 11 - 5:01pm
KS

She seems pretty into him.. How can you tell that she's settling? Because he doesn't look like Brad Pitt?

May 06 11 - 11:11pm
...

Guy #2 has the romantic charm of a cockroach. Not unlike many of the men around, unfortunately.

May 07 11 - 8:49pm
Gary

You sound bitter…and ugly.

May 08 11 - 7:13am
@Gary

But at least '...' has photographic evidence.

May 06 11 - 11:00am
MC

Marion Cotillard!

May 06 11 - 12:21pm
Kristen

Love this :)

May 06 11 - 12:34pm
jynn

I like this feature, they're all really cute couples...but that second pair...holy hipsters, Batman! :P

May 06 11 - 2:09pm
M.

No fat people! :(

May 06 11 - 2:37pm
Mel

Well, Tim is a little on the chubby side.

May 06 11 - 4:12pm
MC

Or amputees! C'mon, Hooksexup.

May 06 11 - 8:04pm
@M.

Are you serious?

May 12 11 - 2:56pm
lezley

No fat people! :)

May 06 11 - 9:27pm
wow

Look at all these thrilling straight couples making out.

May 07 11 - 1:42am
GW

Not all of these couples are straight..

May 07 11 - 12:02am
MS

Janine+Marco are so cute!

May 07 11 - 1:26pm
gurlwithacurl

I wonder if Hallie and Chris went to my college...

May 08 11 - 10:40am
Sophie

\Hey/ Cindy was in "Tools of Attraction" check out March 9/11. How random is this stuff? And yes, I'm a big lesbo, so I noticed!

May 08 11 - 6:12pm
arcadia

cindy works at Hooksexup. she and other Hooksexup employees have been showing up in a number of these things lately...

May 08 11 - 10:42pm
P

Wow, some of you are very cruel.

May 09 11 - 4:10pm
everyonelearns

jenn and cindy will be broken up in 3 months. cindy should know better than to pick up straight girls, c'mon now.

May 12 11 - 2:59pm
lezley

that's WHY I pick up straight girls :)

May 09 11 - 9:02pm
N

I love this feature. It's supremely charming.

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