People of Missed Connections: Karen and Rommel
Ah, Missed Connections. Home to some of the most (and perhaps only) genuinely touching moments on Craigslist. And we at Hooksexup love touching moments, so we're interviewing people who've posted on Missed Connections to give them a better chance at finding that special someone.
Karen, 29
www.happelstance.blog.com
Bob in the yellow tie - w4m - 29 (upper west side)
Bob, we had a connection. You and your friends were visiting NY. Me and my girlfriend were having a reunion. But I ran off without even getting your last name. We definitely had a connection because all of your friends kept kicking me and telling me you liked me. You had on a suit with a yellow tie and we sang karaoke. I'm pretty sure I blew it when I told you that I knew you're a billionaire. Too much liquor shoved the foot right in my mouth and the timing couldn't have been worse because the night was over and we all went our separate ways - I'm so sorry! Please write to let me know I didn't screw this up too badly.
So who's Bob?
I'd just moved back to New York from Los Angeles and I went out with a friend from high school. We didn't want to be bothered — we were just catching up. We didn't want anyone buying us drinks or hitting on us or anything. And all of the sudden this guy in a yellow tie bumped in to me and his friend goes, "He's going to have to buy you a drink." And I said, "It's fine, don't worry about it." But he did anyway, and then they walked away.
Was that it?
Well, it was time to leave and my friend wanted a cigarette outside, so I said, "I'll find us two cigarettes." And out came the guys in the suits with their friends, and they got us to stick around. They were all super-nice — they had all known each other from the Air Force, and it was a reunion. They were just gentlemen. Most of them were married with children, and my friend has a kid, so they were sharing pictures. And I agreed to go to a museum with them the next day. Then when it was time to go, I was getting into a cab with my friend, and some random girl I'd never seen before came up to me and said, "I hear you're going to hang out with them. Don't flake on them, because that guy in the yellow tie is a billionaire."
Whoa.
I don't care about money. If the guy's a billionaire but he's a jerk, it's not worth my time. But then I felt my friend push me out of the cab. She said "I've got a kid at home, I can't stay, but you're staying." And there I was, stranded on the Upper West Side.
So what did you do?
I hung out with him and his friends all night. We sang karaoke. He lives in San Francisco but he's moving here in three months. And at the very end of the night, I had just had too much to drink. In my drunken mind, I thought, "I don't care — he's wonderful!" And so I said, "Do you want to hear a funny story? Here's why I came back..."
Uh-oh...
As soon as I heard it coming out of my mouth, I was like, "This sounds completely wrong. I sound like a gold digger and I'm not." And all of the sudden the place was closing, and I was so embarrassed I just hopped in a cab and left. Earlier in the night he'd asked me for my phone number and I wrote it down on a napkin, but I didn't make sure he had it, and I didn't assure him that I'm not some kind of psycho. I woke up the next morning and I was so mad at myself. The plan was to meet in Central Park at noon, but...
Did you go to Central Park?
Well, where was I going to go? I didn't know which museum to meet him at. Was I gonna go running around the Guggenheim screaming for Bob? I didn't know his last name. I'm pretty sure it's not "The Billionaire."
Who was the girl who told you Bob was a billionaire?
I have no idea. She said she'd been talking to his friends earlier that night. So he might not even be a billionaire! Like I said, I don't care, but imagine if you were sitting there and some stranger said, "So I heard you're a billionaire," and you're just some average shmo? All of his friends were pulling me aside that night telling me how much he liked me, it was such a great night, then I shoved my foot in my mouth.
You said there was karaoke. What did he sing?
Oh, he didn't sing. I did. I sang "Hit Me With Your Best Shot." It went well. I can sing.
Do you think you wooed him with your karaoke?
I think I'd wooed him already. He was so sweet. He wasn't trying anything. It was just... it was cute. He wasn't trying to drop lines or be cheesy. Usually you can tell if somebody's just trying to sleep with you. But he just seemed genuinely interested in me. We had a lot of things in common. And his friends were so nice, they took me in as part of the group. He was also a little older, and I'm kind of sick of guys my own age. I've been around the dating block a couple of times.
Well have you gotten any responses from your ad?
No, I haven't.
Not from anyone?
Not from anyone. It was pretty specific — I was kind of excited to see what kind of creepers were gonna respond... and it was just you.
What would you say to Bob if he did respond?
"I'm sorry. I'm not a lunatic, I promise."
Would you try to re-kindle the date?
Oh my God, I would love to. Maybe he lost the napkin. What if the napkin was smudged? There are so many what-ifs. What if he thought he'd told me where to meet him in Central Park or told me what museum, and he just thought I didn't show up? It's the definition of a missed connection.
So what do you know about this Bob, besides that he's a billionaire with a yellow tie?
Well, I happen to love the Muppets, and we spent like an hour talking about the Muppets. Jim Henson is my hero. Sesame Street started as him trying to teach children about diversity. Everybody said no, you can't put puppets on prime time, it'll never work, and The Muppet Show ended up being one of the biggest shows of its generation.
So what's your favorite Muppet movie?
I'm going to have to say The Muppets Take Manhattan. I think this new one has some good potential too.
Did you and Bob discuss your favorite muppets?
We did. Mine was Kermit. He was a big Gonzo fan.
A good pair. Kermit seeking Gonzo? That could be your next ad.
I don't know about that one.
Commentarium (83 Comments)
Did it not occur to either of these that the persons they're after may simply be playing them?
Am I the only one wondering if/why there's rope, or perhaps string, tied around her torso?
I didn't wonder about it, but I did think it wasn't flattering.
I actually know this girl and it's keeping the lower half of her body attached to the upper half. If she undoes it her torso falls right off. Grim, I know.
heehee
A friend of mine in college went to interview for a summer internship at a museum. She didn't get the job, but after she got home, she browsed Craigslist for another job, wandered into missed connections, and saw "Cute, redheaded girl who interviewed at xxx museum earlier".
The guy who interviewed her, who didn't offer her the job, wanted to know if she wanted to go to dinner with him "and potentially get another shot at the position".
She sent an email threatening to take it to his HR person and then forwarded us all the craigslist entry.
That's what you get for applying for the xxx museum.
hahaha!
Um, who names their kid after a German field marshal?
If either of these people (or the the last pair for that matter) really do meet their missed connection, how do we find out? We don't. Like a story without an ending.
ha! so true...
I'm sure Hooksexup has asked to keep them posted, this is probably intended to be part 1 and part 2 will be a cute update about the peeps reuniting. I just checked missed connections myself hoping to break a story to Hooksexup.
Great story, I love your blog as well so glad I found it! happelstance.blog.com !
Actually, I think this comment from "Fred" and the dozens of other comments promoting the blog are all from karen herself. The writing and punctuation are similar.
that's the girl from that blog! https://happelstance.blog.com/ seems like this sort of thing happens often! good thing she has a sense of humor!
Oh, hello Miss Tooting-her-own-horn.
Ooh I've seen her blog before and it's hilarious!
Oh, Whiskey Tavern is a dangerous/amazing place. But it always draws people back, so he should just hang out there. I'm sure that girl will wind up there again. It's impossible not to!
Ha Couldnt help but check out her blog after reading this!!! This girl is hilarious!!! Hope she finds Bob!
https://www.happelstance.blog.com/
OOh, you are quite the writer, I saw above you have a blog so here I go. http/www.happelstance.blog.com/ Clever and witty, hope they find each other..
YES! Billionaire BOB! That is a great story :)
Just checked out her Blog, Great stuff!!!!!! I wish I was bob!
You wish you were a billionaire? Good for you.
Everyone should definately check out her Blog! Very witty and entertaining stuff. https://www.happelstance.blog.com/ CHECK IT OUT!
This is just the tip of the ice berg, go read https://happelstance.blog.com/ it is epic stuff!
Well, at least you don't get the vibe he was raised by gnomes!! Curious about that? Check out Karen's blog: https://happelstance.blog.com/ ...she's had plenty of misadventures and always throws on a positive spin - definitely a good read ;)
Uhh, it seems like all the comments about the blog are spam... anyone who's not a spambot clicked on them yet?
Oh, I see, Karen has the blog. Guess I'll check it out.
It's still spam. And it's obnoxious.
have any of you gone on her blog yet? checking out happelstance has become a weekly tradition for me.
Does her blog remind anyone else of the Onion columnist Jean Teasdale? Like, too... crappy to actually be real?
Her blog is terrible. Had to be the one to say it.
Agreed. Just the worst.
+1. The writing is beyond terrible, and even the layout and formatting are an eyesore.
its kind of amazing that people take the time to crap on other people's writing- I'm sure "ridic" you're a much more clever writer of course
I think "ridic" et al are reacting as much to the hype trolls as they are to the actual content of the blog. But ridic's blog is pretty awesome, so back off.
I was browsing the missed connections once and found a description of me in my roller derby practice outfit. Feeling that it was serendipity and could be a big deal, I messaged him back. We dated for two months. We had some good times. Then he dumped me. He was an asshole just like every other guy I've ever dated. I'm hoping these people find who they're looking for.
Huh. So he didn't want to date you forever, and this fact makes him an asshole. And every other guy you have ever dated also just happened to be an asshole? I've got bad news for you: Odds are that the problem is you, not the rest of the world.
My mouth -- you took the words right out of it.
I don't think it's uncommon to think people dumping you makes them assholes. Being dumped sucks.
I don't think it's uncommon to think that the person who dumped you is an asshole. Being dumped sucks.
I'm also saying that people thinks that this Craigslist missed connections thing is so romantic and everything and that if the person responds to it , then things will work out and be amazing, but that's not true. I was supposedly the girl this guy was looking for and I still wasn't good enough for him.
So you guys can keep pontificating about how shitty I am as a person.
People always ask "has anyone ever match up on Missed Connections?" Now we know. Thanks MG :)
You're welcome :D
I was actually surprised that we had a lot in common.
Thing is, though, you didn't say "he was an asshole just like every other guy that DUMPED ME". Yeah, being dumped sucks, but most of us can eventually get perspective and see that our relationship failures were probably 50% our own fault, and/or were nobody's fault and just not meant to be. If you're not up to that, it's probably a big factor in why things turn out shitty.
Or: if all your major relationships have ended with you getting dumped, isn't it a sign that the problem probably lies with you? And maybe it's not that you're a "shitty person" or "not good enough" or some other self-pitying comment, but that you're habitually attracted to people who you know will let you down in the end, thus reaffirming what you already believe about yourself?
Wow. I could save so much money on therapy by just taking the advice of strangers on the internet. I don't know why men dump me, they just do. I'd like to think it's because I have the strength to weather a relationship and they don't.
Uh, OK...if someone has recurring, painful experiences with romantic relationships, it's usually not because of their "strength", but because they're doing something counterproductive or self-defeating. Maybe you could ask one or two of these guys why they dumped you, and save some future misery.
Otherwise I won't give you advice or criticize you, but if you're going to write "Every guy I've dated is an asshole", you're going to get called out on it, because that kind of statement is invariably bullshit. Look, we all have too many complainers in our lives -- people who are oblivious to the ways they contribute to their own woe, and who are all too willing to blame anyone but themselves for their unhappiness. It's tiresome watching yet another person act out the same fruitless ritual, even only in a small way, even if they're just a stranger on the Internet.
I did ask and they spewed some random bullshit. The last guy told me I was "too emotional" and "too insecure". The way to make someone not be emotional and be more secure - dump them. Totally.
I don't get why you're still assuming it's my fault. I didn't say every guy I dated was an asshole. I said that it's very easy to think a guy is an asshole when he dumps you. It's not a good feeling. Once again, I wasn't trying to be a "complainer" I was just saying that the whole missed connections thing isn't as romantic as it seems. I saw my ex last night. He was being misogynistic and judging every girl in a restaurant by her looks. I thought his misogyny was a joke when I was with him, but now I'm starting to learn that it's never a joke. And it's never OK. So there you have it. Proof that he's an asshole. You can't deny that misogynists are assholes. I'm sure we'll be fine and we'll be able to be friends soon. Especially if things work out with this new guy I'm talking to. Cheers!
Dec 09 11 at 6:43 am: "I didn't say every guy I dated was an asshole."
Dec 02 11 at 7:12 pm: "He was an asshole just like every other guy I've ever dated."
Uh...?
Oh I'm sorry. Let me amend that. He was an asshole like every guy I've ever dated and the asshole who keeps arguing with me no matter what I say. Cheers!
Haha just checked out her blog! This girl's hilarious! Hope they both find their missed connections cos I wanna hear about that!!
I also love exclamation points.
Another needy fat girl.
you say fat. i say great tits.
I'm loving me some Happlestance! www.happlestance.blog.com if you're one of the people who say it isnt a great blog, you need to generate a personality! This blog has had me entertained all year! And, after reading her blog, I had the priveledge of meeting her in Portland once - the girl is the real deal, just as witty and darling as her blog reflects! Catch the Happlestance fever, read her blog!
You ask how you will know if she reunites with Gonzo? She'll tell you on her blog when/if she does!
Wow- getting people to spam a website about your blog- that's classy. Must be a great blog then.
sheesh, honestly, i'm just a reader who appreciates good writing and thinks Karen is hilariously funny! No spam here, i'm the real deal fan...i think you need a little Happlestance in your life, you're cranky... :)
Hey posh, you're the one sitting around calling strangers fat... Cause, well that takes balls.
Love Rommel's t-shirt celebrating ten cent beer night in Cleveland Municiple stadium. A date that will live in infamy!
Jeebus Fucking Cripes how many people are going to repost the link to her shitty, boring, typical blog?
Ya people, it's making the blog wayyy worse. The simple link at the top sufficed. Fuck that blog.
What a sad, sad girl.
She looks like a muppet in less flattering clothes, so she spams how hilarious!!! and whatnot that she is in a lame bid for self-esteem.
Very, very sad.
almost as sad as taking the time to post cruel comments- you sound like a good person
On her blog: "Let hooksexup.com know how much you love reading Happelstance!!!!"
So, yes, she is encouraging her readers to send these "OMG I love her blog! She is so funny!" comments
"I don't care about the money" <---- lmao
Unreal how people are so petty and ridiculously F-ed up! DO you have nothing positive happening in your life so you have to pick on a gal who writes a happy blog and loves the muppets? You trolls need to get a life! However, it has made me a fan out of curiosity! For you trolls.... www.happlestance.blog.com
"trolls" are people who post the same link after it has already been posted about 20 times.
PS- you spelled the blog's name wrong
You killed your crowd, Hopelesstance.
Rommel's lips just scream "MAKE OUT WITH ME!" I would respond to his Missed Connection
Yikes. Karen seemed kind of okay until I read her awful blog. I'm no grammar Nazi, but if you don't know the difference between "its" and "it's," maybe writing isn't your particular forte.
She looks like Shrek, with a string tied around his middle. And her blog sucks.
Lovely Karen has gone as far as to write an entry on her blog about the Hooksexup "haters" who criticize her flimsy ploys for attention. I think the most telling item in all of this is that the comment sections of her blog entries are mostly empty, that they can't even generate a flurry of activity stemming from dislike. I feel kind of bad for her, honestly, and I'm not trying to be cruel.
She's not bad-looking, so I have to think she should work on being much more interesting if she wants to get attention - and a bit more dignified in handling criticism. Honeychild, you put yourself out there in a big, LOOK-AT-ME sort of way. If you want people to look, you have to have thick skin, not to mention something substantial to back up what you're pushing (Faye Dunaway to Warren Beatty in 'Bonnie & Clyde': ''Your advertising's just dandy; folks'd never guess you don't have a thing to sell"). Don't start complaining now. If you want to blog, get outside yourself, get over yourself, and start writing well about something interesting. If you can prompt someone besides your friends to comment, you're getting somewhere.
Listen people. She isn't trying to take over the world. She makes the most out of her life and so should you. Most of you probably sit in your pajamas and Spotify all day. Life is for living, so get a life. Most of you probably aren't human though, so that might be impossible. Seriously don't you have anything better to do?
Her writing style isn't my type of thing, but you're wrong about that post about this feed. Seems like she's getting a kick out of all of this and making fun of herself in the process. Props to her for doing what she likes and not giving a shit about what you guys have to say. I won't be reading, but I'm sure there are a bunch of chicks who'll eat this mindless shit up. Whatever.
"Don't you have anything better to do?" The siren song of the idiot.
As I stated previously, if she can get someone besides her friends to comment (no no no, so transparently. Perhaps a trip to rehab is warranted), she'll be getting somewhere. And it's not that I have nothing better to do, it's that Karen has nothing better to write. I'm on here looking for information and entertainment, and I'm open about it. I'm not pretending to be anything more than I offer in these comments. She - KAREN - put herself out (via advertising her blog) like she's Will Rogers' and Mark Twain's heir apparent, and her writing doesn't hold up. THAT is the issue. So, everyone has to shut up and be polite because her blog is shitty? That's rather immature. But, hey, there's hope: The TV show 'Friends' had a, what, seven-year run of shitty writing with fans galore. At some point, I imagine the writers figured they should stop reading the reviews and just shut up and count their money. Big hint there, except for that part about money.
Karen: Some of the commenters here are unnecessarily cruel and out of line. however, I think the majority of people are just kind of irritated that there are about 10 messages asking people to check out your blog when your blog was not the topic of the story in the first place. It also seems very fake. if you want to publicize your blog, you need to be able to take criticism of it and there were several criticisms of the blog itself, not you.
By the way, internet commentators and bloggers are all sitting a t the computer writing, so I don't see why there's some moral high ground about Karen "doing something with her life" while commentators on one thread are "sitting around in pajamas wasting time on the computer." makes no logical sense.
ok ok ok. I didn't want to post anything myself; because no matter what I say, I'm not winning this one. When I posted on my site asking them to check out the interview, I thought that it was neat little bit and thought people might get a kick out of it. I apologize if my readers came through at the same time. You're all right it's tacky. I thought a harmless "check out Happelstance" couldn't hurt. I didn't expect exactly how this all played out. I apologize if it ticked anyone off.
I have no hurt feelings over this whole bit. You can read it if you want. You don't have to. If you don't like it, that's fine. Everyone's entitled to their opinions. If you feel like taking shots at an unflattering picture, that's fine too. Some of it's been funny. If you're sitting around defending me, there's no need to. I'm not sitting in a corner crying over all of this. It's just the internet.
So can we all just take a deep breath, laugh at it, and call it a day?
Karen, you are lovely!
Well, now you've done it. You responded with class and dignity. Regret my earlier post, and apologize. Guess I didn't react well to the spam. Stay classy!
thanks for the explanation. glad you aren't letting any of the more obnoxious comments get you down. I think you have a great attitude.
Now you say something